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OMG OMG

Thu Oct 29, 2009, 10:17 PM
Party People!

I got shot in the face last weekend!
I sh!t you not!

of cousre, I did shoot the guy first.

Now, that I have your attention, let me clarify.
This past weekend, I went to a mil-sim airsoft event as is my wont to let out my aggression and generally man-hate for a few hours. I took Arianna to this place she heard about in Escondido (near the Wild Animal Park) and I took my high-powered sniper rifle and ghillie suit with me. I had an awesome hide all set up when this dude came by as part of the sim trying to counter-snipe me. I put his mug in my crosshairs and drilled him in the neck with an admittedly lucky shot (I was aiming for center mass, but I think my scope got knocked out of true). Anyway, he froze in his tracks, let out a stream of choice four-letter Anglo-Saxonisms (cussing to you and me) and proceeded to spray the general area my shot came from. A lucky round found its mark just to the outside of my right eye, penetrated the decidely cheap goggles I was wearing and cracked my glasses lens.
My eye is perfectly fine, the pellet just bounced off the lens and came to rest at the bottom of my goggles.
And then the wanker proceeds to play on without calling his hit! Can you believe that? Claimed I never hit him. So I shot him again. in the ass.

We came home that evening all aglow with awesomeness and I proceeded to whack off...no reason why I should have told you that, but there it is. I am still a girl, tho! Until I get myself squared away, I gotta use the stock equipment. It is what it is.

I need to find the pic of me wearing my ghillie and let you all see.

  • Mood: Stunned
  • Listening to: Green Day, "I Walk Alone"
  • Eating: Tasty Wheat (not so tasty, btw)

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  • Current Residence: lurking under your bed and in your nightmares
  • Interests: anime, pr0n...oh, uh, anime, psychology, human sexuality, gender studies, human nature
  • Favourite movie: Formula 51 and (most) James Bond
  • Favourite band or musician: nine inch nails, U2, Linkin Park
  • Favourite genre of music: loud, rude and obnoxious
  • Favourite artist: Amano Yoshitaka
  • Favourite poet or writer: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Machiavelli
  • Favourite photographer: none
  • Favourite style of art: manga!
  • Operating System: Windoze XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen Touch
  • Shell of choice: scallop
  • Wallpaper of choice: anything not bland
  • Skin of choice: soft and smooth
  • Favourite game: mind games, logic bombs and "Fundie Fsck"
  • Favourite gaming platform: X-Box, X-Box 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Hakubi Washu sensei
  • Personal Quote: "Yes, I AM a woman! Now piss off!"
  • Tools of the Trade: brains, beauty and guile...a baseball bat also works wonders

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:iconavmorgan:
:tighthug: Thanks for the :+fav:!

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:icondoktorfroggfan:
Hey! Check your notes. I sent you that link you asked for in it.

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:iconxuncu:
Heya. *waves paw* What's new?

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:iconavmorgan:
Hi, hi! Thanks for adding me to your friends list! :glomp:

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I am the artist and I am the art--alone unknown and torn apart
:iconkamu1:
Hey... I'm recent in dA, and I'll B 'round here. I hope U don't mind if I watch U.
=)

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:iconfreespirit2moon:
Love your comic (I am in the process of reading it) and am a big fan of your style so just thought I would drop by and let you know :)

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:icongreyartist:
You still haven't posted my fan art I sent you :P

Gotta lovethe disembodied head floating after people :D

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:iconacemaxim:
Hi! Just found your webcomic through some links and right away I like your style.
*goes to look through your gallery and comic*
Hope to see more cool stuff from ya!

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