I got shot in the face last weekend!
I sh!t you not!
of cousre, I did shoot the guy first.
Now, that I have your attention, let me clarify.
This past weekend, I went to a mil-sim airsoft event as is my wont to let out my aggression and generally man-hate for a few hours. I took Arianna to this place she heard about in Escondido (near the Wild Animal Park) and I took my high-powered sniper rifle and ghillie suit with me. I had an awesome hide all set up when this dude came by as part of the sim trying to counter-snipe me. I put his mug in my crosshairs and drilled him in the neck with an admittedly lucky shot (I was aiming for center mass, but I think my scope got knocked out of true). Anyway, he froze in his tracks, let out a stream of choice four-letter Anglo-Saxonisms (cussing to you and me) and proceeded to spray the general area my shot came from. A lucky round found its mark just to the outside of my right eye, penetrated the decidely cheap goggles I was wearing and cracked my glasses lens.
My eye is perfectly fine, the pellet just bounced off the lens and came to rest at the bottom of my goggles.
And then the wanker proceeds to play on without calling his hit! Can you believe that? Claimed I never hit him. So I shot him again. in the ass.
We came home that evening all aglow with awesomeness and I proceeded to whack off...no reason why I should have told you that, but there it is. I am still a girl, tho! Until I get myself squared away, I gotta use the stock equipment. It is what it is.
I need to find the pic of me wearing my ghillie and let you all see.






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